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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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This is a QotW answer The cute girl in HR.
I work in IT.
The cute girl in HR Forwarded me an email regarding medication to increase ones penis size.

What was she trying to tell me?
Should I be concerned or offended?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)
This is a QotW comment Thank her for sending it
then tell her you have no need, and offer to prove it to her later tonight.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment Tell her that all that's needed to do that is for her to take her top off..
..unless of course you think that would cause a P45
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ask her if she'd be willing to conduct
a before and after test?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment Start signing your emails as Smilin' Bob.

(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment We used to do that kind of thing at my last office
There were only 3 guys in the office. Poor guys ended up a bit worried.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment Pffft

(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)

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