Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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At a ConferenceMe and another bloke were standing chatting with a fairly large group of women. The other bloke went off to the bar and conversation turned - for reasons that escape me - to "sour" sweets. One lady piped up to decribe her experiences with Scandinavian ammonia sweets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice). The guy came back with a trayful of beer just in time to here a woman utter the immortal line ...
".. and it's got a very salty aftertaste."
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Oh, I've tasted that stuffIt's utterly foul. However, a Swedish friend loves it.
They grow up with it - but to anyone who isn't used to it, it's practically unswallowable.
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isn't a brand of itactually called spunk? I remember seeing it when I was in Copenhagen!
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WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 23:15,
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@WebmasterFFIt is indeed - and it's delicious stuff as well, once you're used to it.
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