Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Story my mum was telling meMy stepdad used to work for a big company which also had an office in Australia so once a year he'd have to go over there and look at the finances etc.
My mum was out in a club for a friend's 30th birthday and some guy tried chatting her up. Conversation went like this:
Bloke "Fancy a dance"
Mum "I'm married"
Bloke "Where's your husband then?"
Mum "In Australia on business"
Bloke "So what do you do whilst he's away?"
Mum "I use a vibrator. It fills a hole"
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