Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The Girlfriend's Mum....The very first time I ever met my girlfriend's mum was new year's eve/day, before we were even a proper couple, as she was picking up her fount of innocence so she didn't have to stop over (hehe).
Upon coming through my door, the first words I heard her utter were "God it's windy over the motorway....I nearly got blown off!"
I promptly (and automatically, I swear) giggled "Way-hey!"
The missus nearly killed me the day after =D
Luckily, I think she mustn't have heard me, or chose not to, thank god...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 4:49, closed)
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