Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ME and my friends used to play this gamebasically you walk down the street having as normal a conversation as you can and as someone walks past you say something suggestive but as long as its relevant to the conversation at the time.
For example
Me:Today sucked
Friend:why ?
Me:Well i had this really stupid idea to put a pen
(someone walks past)
in my mouth and then i sucked on it really hard.
Give it a go see if you can put in such classics as
"And i swear to god that's the last time i put my fist in hole it doesn't belong"
and
"It was 12 inches long as went down a treat with my gooey yoghurt"
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 2:38, closed)
I've done similar...It ended up with,
And if you rubbed hard enough, there was a little bit of juice came out of the top...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 11:05, closed)
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