Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was looking for a stapler some time ago and I don't like rifling through colleagues draws when they are not around.
I waited for a female colleague to arrive then asked her if she had one, saying "not that I'd ever want to have a good dig around in your draws, never know what you might find!"
She looked horrified, and I realised it sounded shit. HR!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 13:22, closed)
.. for both senses.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:27, closed)
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