Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Havana CigarMy Havana Cigar
The ladies all cheer when I wave it about
Cos it's 9 inches long
And 4 inches stout
The people all cheer when I bring it to town
Cos it's long and it's thick
And it costs half a crown
It's such a whopper
So get out your chopper
And clip off the tip of my chipper cigar!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:31, closed)
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