Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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just got back froma weekend in Bath with my other half's sister and new bloke.
we were discussing the decoration in his house, particularly the feature wall with nice wallpaper on it.
my girlfriend had been silent during most of the conversation until there was a pause when she looked at the wallpaper, looked at her sister's bloke and said:
"Well hung"
Her sister and I proceeded to spit beer across most of the room...
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Vipros too orangey for crows, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 21:18,
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^You love it...
Is it Thursday yet?
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Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:18,
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AhOnly Sunday. Just.
Knickers.
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Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56,
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It's ok...That's four days to practice my "moves".
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:58,
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