Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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New ZealandWhilst making a brief, overnight trip to NZ (visa purposes from Oz, sometime March 06) I stayed at a hostel in Menagere, just down the road from Auckland airport. Being skint I was unable to do much apart from wander up and down the road. It was during one of the strolls that I saw a poster outside a newsagent displaying the headline from some newspaper or other.
It read 'VICE GIRLS GO BAREBACK'
I don't think it was anything to do with whores having unprotected sex but it didn't half me chuckle.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)
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