Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Maternal potty mouth.My mum once accidentally called my sister a twat. She didn't even realise until we pointed it out to her. I think she was aiming for twit and it came out wrong.
Twas funny though.
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big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:52,
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Wahey!you're back!
How were the 'merkins? Did you get lots of happy squelchy time?
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56,
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Yay!Hi BGB. How was your trip?
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Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 14:56,
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twitis my least favourite insult. I don't know why, it really bugs me if someone calls me a twi.
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Had a lovely time in the land of the merkins.Far too hot though and I got heat lumps. I got squiffy and squelchy and that's all you need to know.
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big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:14,
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Righto Miss.*taps nose and winks*
I said *winks*
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Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16,
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Once againwe all know what you really meant Davros.
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22,
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Welcome back, BGB!Glad you had a good time!
*offers battenburg*
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Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:25,
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'Ere, al!you calling me a winker?
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Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:35,
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hello lovey!welcome home!
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:33,
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Hiya BGB!Glad to have you back!
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:11,
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Should have stuck around a few more days.It's about ten degrees cooler today than yesterday. (That's about five degrees to you metric types.) Tonight I may even break in the new outdoor fire pit...
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Hooray! You're back!Sounds like you had a smashing time!
My mother uses twat all the time...she seems to think it's just a variation on twit...I have tried to tell her, but sadly she doesn't believe me.
I think I'll get her to say twunt instead.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:43,
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