Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Perfectly good excuseAnd while I am posting...
My friend used to work at a recruitment agency. One afternoon one of his colleagues had a meeting with a candidate. Unfortunately they couldn't make it. But at least they sent a polite email explaining why:
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: 29 September 2006 10:34
To:
Subject:
I have an appoitment with you this afternoon at 4.30 I am unable to attend sorry for the short notice but I was rear ended last night and I am very sore today and unable to drive, or even sit properly
regards
Julie
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:57,
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That seems to have happenedon my birthday. But I deny responsibility.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:24,
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it wasn't that bad...some people eh?
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Jingo... is spreading the love like a fine paste, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:06,
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