InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Here goes!I've seen uglier people than you but never with just the one head.
Your face would look good done in clay, for about four hours over a slow fire.
You are a waste of blood and organs.
Jade goody is better known and richer than you because you are a council worker.
I hope you die of a lingering disfiguring and agonising disease you excuse for a runny turd.
You council worker!
I've scraped stuff off my shoes that is more humanoid than you.
You should have been a blow job.
You're living proof that your mum should have done anal with your dad instead of all the other men she picked up.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:32, Reply)
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