InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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insult help neededin the weird and wonderful world that is my life, my ex (pregnant with my child) is actually on speaking terms with my ex before her (who i still talk to because of my 4 year old daughter) the latter now has a new bloke, who i get on with... complicated huh ?
my ex works for tesco's and the ex ex's new bloke works for asda and there is usually a good banter of "asda scum" and "tesco skank" (must be dedicated to their jobs!) between them if they ever get the chance to talk (online usually) me and my ex ex just piss ourselves laughing at all this,
anyway me and the ex came up with "working for spazda" to throw at him yesterday, but alas are waiting for a good comeback with the clever use of tesco in the name... can anyone offer any suggestions ?
ps.. isn't it great when ex's get on :o)
(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 13:36, Reply)
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