InsultsLast week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
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chthonic, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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A Very Gentle InsultBack in the good old days of the seventies, we had a good natured very mild insult which on seeing a mate went "Hey-Up Smell" to which the correct response was "Hey-Up Smell you twat" or something along those lines.
This was popular until we extended it to our customers ( motor-trade grease monkeys bear in mind ), one took it a little bit personally and when we had greeted him with "Hey-Up Smell" once too often he exploded big-time and said " What the hells all this Smell business, jack it in yoof, it gets reyt up my nose."
We maintained a dignified but slightly abashed look until we were out of sight when...................GuffawGuffawGuffaw
Sorry its a bit rubbish but hey....first post and all that..........
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