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Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."

She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Thirsty...
I was led to believe by my step-mother's (now deceased) father that the phrase "I've got a mouth on me" is an Irish term expressing great thirst. He once recounted a tale of a very annoying woman in a bar trying to ponce a drink from him by uttering said phrase, to which he responded:

"I know. I can see it there hanging between your ears like a skipping rope."

Genius.
(, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 13:53, Reply)

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