500 miles
or indeed anything rendered by those awful scrotes. Mindbleach now!
Although I do not consider this an irrational hatred, it is the best (or worst) I could come up with. Apart from people who walk to another room for some nefarious purpose and then start a conversation with you knowing that you cannot hear them.
Joke:
Little boy shouts upstairs: "Mum help...."
Mum says "I am not talking to you whilst you are downstairs, come up here and talk to me"
Little boy upon reaching "upstairs" : "I have got dogshit on my shoes and I can't undo the laces"

no apologies will be made for any punctuation errors or typos. It's late and I have polished off the rest of the Lagunilla Rioja which the BF kindly left...........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:03, 2 replies)

The worst offenders are folk who finish conversations, then restart them at the exact moment you go out of earshot.
More often than not it happens when you're halfway up a staircase. For instance:

Former Mrs G: Hnnhmmfmmhnnfmmhmmfmmhmmfmm?
Me: (racing back downstairs) I can't hear you, what???
Former Mrs G: It's just like I've always said, you never listen.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:14, closed)

I quite agree
but have to apologise for being out of the room when you said that - grounds for divorce at the very least x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 1:16, closed)