yeah me too to be honest
and most of them know to leave me alone too. Or fairly quickly get the idea! Knowing the bible has it's advantages. A few years ago (whilst still at least vaguely evangelical) I was accosted in the street by Jehovah's Witnesses. They ended up backing away then running down the street. And I didn't show them my knob or anything!
(teasus likes tea, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 18:07, 1 reply)

We used to live right on the catchment area for two Kingdoms Halls
So having them turn up at the door spouting their ridiculous dogma became a depressingly regular event. It was ussually early on a Sunday so everyone was nursing a hangover and it was generally only me that bothered his arse to answer the door. I tried all the usual lines ranging from the polite "i'm not interested" to the absurd "I'm jewish" (while munching on a big bacon hangoever cure sandwich) and still they came back.
They only finally got the message when i answered the door barely coherent in my dressing gown, having just woken up and holding a barking staffordshire bull terror by the collar. Whereupon they said "ermm it doesn't matter" and beat a hasty retreat.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:12, closed)