Cows
If a cow is to give birth to a set of twins, the old dear can only ever remember one face. Stupid cows. So one twin gets all the love and milk and the forgotten twin must live a short and lonely life. Probably last a week before expiring.
(TDW I will bite your face off, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)

I can't believe
how anxious I get waiting for the next QOTW. I don't even feel like this before a job interview.
(Errorist, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

correction!
I will be last! :)
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Last
This is what i'm doing instead of the world leading* research my phd involves.



*lies

Vaguely relevant - my son paints and sticks glitter to stuff at nursery. He eats it (why?) and his poo is always glittery/the colour of the paint for ages afterwards
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

right i'm self harming with a paperclip now
I WILL BE LAST (ouch)
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 1 reply)

I am going to be last.
I can feel it in my bones!
Last.
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

damn i laughed at that so much i forget to hold my breath

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)

@Serbitar
if i turn blue does that make me a spurf
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)

How quaint
That everyone wants to be last.

A very british thang.

Bit like Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards



Last?
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

3 mins now, cooold ggit the benz

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

watchs spimf turn blue
am i last yet? *what the fuck an i doing?*
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)

@Spimf
Yes, I've heard crows can be quite aggressive when they feel the need. Some years, they've been known to put signs up in Battersea Park around the spring, warning people about "Protective Parent Crows" who will apparently attack if they think their nest is being threatened. I would like to see this as I suspect it would be hilarious. But then it might also be a bit scary.

(Last, perchance?)
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)

star ti ing to looz abi ty to tipe

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)

this is a dangerous game your all playing

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)

I spend alllll day in meetings...
...confident that by the time I get back I'll have missed the "I'm last" battle....

wrong again.

=(
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, 2 replies)

i'm starting to feel lightheaded now

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Being the 3rd oldest that I am aware of on the qotw board...
and sometimes a sensible grown up,I insist that we all calm down and wait patiently for the new qotw when the B3ta gods decide the time is right.
( big-girl's-blouse has the kind of breasts that will get her banned, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 7 replies)

I'm Last.
You all want to be me...?

How flattering!
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 3 replies)

good grief
how long must this go on?

Won't someone think of the children?

*swoons theatrically*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

when i was a child i could hold my breath for AGES

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)

i've warned you

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

I reckon we've got till about 3 again
Think this'll keep going till then?
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

i'm not kidding

( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)

and
then you'll be sorry
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

spimf's gonna die when I'm
last
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

LAST POST
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( moohalaa, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I want to be last too
I'm never quick enough to be first nor good enough to be best :(

Last? Please?
(The Ginger Penguin la la la la la la, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

right!
if i dont get to be bloody last on this bloody question i shall hold my breath untill i pass out
( spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)

pfft
SickRik does QOTW.
Last?
( TY&GN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

*stumbles on to stage*
oh...hello....

last?
(That's That, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)