Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
This question is now closed.
sorry
Don't want to be last, but does anyone mind if I'm penultimate?
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:44, Reply)
Don't want to be last, but does anyone mind if I'm penultimate?
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:44, Reply)
my typing suffers when im rushing to be last
mrs spimf also used to sell 'obstetric lubricant' to said vets for shoving their arms up cows mimsies, but the tight farmers just used fairy liquid
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:43, Reply)
mrs spimf also used to sell 'obstetric lubricant' to said vets for shoving their arms up cows mimsies, but the tight farmers just used fairy liquid
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:43, Reply)
mrs spimf
used to work with vest and did farm calls
shes had her hand right up a couws mimsy and felt a baby calf in there
i win
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:41, 1 reply)
used to work with vest and did farm calls
shes had her hand right up a couws mimsy and felt a baby calf in there
i win
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:41, 1 reply)
Right, I'm off
for a coffee and a slice of delicious chocolate cake.
Anyone want to join me? No?
See you in the next QOTW.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, 3 replies)
for a coffee and a slice of delicious chocolate cake.
Anyone want to join me? No?
See you in the next QOTW.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, 3 replies)
and if i'm not last you'll never find out what i did with maddie
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, 1 reply)
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:40, 1 reply)
Cows
If a cow is to give birth to a set of twins, the old dear can only ever remember one face. Stupid cows. So one twin gets all the love and milk and the forgotten twin must live a short and lonely life. Probably last a week before expiring.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)
If a cow is to give birth to a set of twins, the old dear can only ever remember one face. Stupid cows. So one twin gets all the love and milk and the forgotten twin must live a short and lonely life. Probably last a week before expiring.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)
I can't believe
how anxious I get waiting for the next QOTW. I don't even feel like this before a job interview.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
how anxious I get waiting for the next QOTW. I don't even feel like this before a job interview.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
Last
This is what i'm doing instead of the world leading* research my phd involves.
*lies
Vaguely relevant - my son paints and sticks glitter to stuff at nursery. He eats it (why?) and his poo is always glittery/the colour of the paint for ages afterwards
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is what i'm doing instead of the world leading* research my phd involves.
*lies
Vaguely relevant - my son paints and sticks glitter to stuff at nursery. He eats it (why?) and his poo is always glittery/the colour of the paint for ages afterwards
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
right i'm self harming with a paperclip now
I WILL BE LAST (ouch)
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 1 reply)
I WILL BE LAST (ouch)
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 1 reply)
How quaint
That everyone wants to be last.
A very british thang.
Bit like Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards
Last?
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
That everyone wants to be last.
A very british thang.
Bit like Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards
Last?
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
watchs spimf turn blue
am i last yet? *what the fuck an i doing?*
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
am i last yet? *what the fuck an i doing?*
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
@Spimf
Yes, I've heard crows can be quite aggressive when they feel the need. Some years, they've been known to put signs up in Battersea Park around the spring, warning people about "Protective Parent Crows" who will apparently attack if they think their nest is being threatened. I would like to see this as I suspect it would be hilarious. But then it might also be a bit scary.
(Last, perchance?)
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)
Yes, I've heard crows can be quite aggressive when they feel the need. Some years, they've been known to put signs up in Battersea Park around the spring, warning people about "Protective Parent Crows" who will apparently attack if they think their nest is being threatened. I would like to see this as I suspect it would be hilarious. But then it might also be a bit scary.
(Last, perchance?)
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)
I spend alllll day in meetings...
...confident that by the time I get back I'll have missed the "I'm last" battle....
wrong again.
=(
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, 2 replies)
...confident that by the time I get back I'll have missed the "I'm last" battle....
wrong again.
=(
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, 2 replies)
Being the 3rd oldest that I am aware of on the qotw board...
and sometimes a sensible grown up,I insist that we all calm down and wait patiently for the new qotw when the B3ta gods decide the time is right.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 7 replies)
and sometimes a sensible grown up,I insist that we all calm down and wait patiently for the new qotw when the B3ta gods decide the time is right.
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 7 replies)
good grief
how long must this go on?
Won't someone think of the children?
*swoons theatrically*
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)
how long must this go on?
Won't someone think of the children?
*swoons theatrically*
( , Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)
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