I'd just like to take this opportunity to embarrass my son Jed...
... Cos I know he'll be reading this....
He was around 3 or 4 at the time,and I'd put him to bed as normal and was downstairs hoping to get a bit of peace and quiet when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye out of the window. So I went outside to investigate and there on the lawn was half a dozen or so sanitary towels...
Eeeeek I thought, ran upstairs, and there was Jed, standing on the bed, shit eating grin on his face throwing Always Ultra out of the window....
"And what do you think you're doing" I asked....
"Well it says on the telly they have wings... I was just seeing if they fly" was the cheeky little gits response
(Four_Fox_Ache Malingering Tart and Longtime Lurker...., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:55, closed)

Hehehehe
My old next door neighbours kid used to do that.

I once found a used one out the back of a house when I was a window cleaner :( Just laying there, like a dead swan.
( baw__bag has lost his rage and rediscovered his rager, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 1:36, closed)