A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kid a treat.
New fathers have it bad: no sleep, no nookie. But I was determined to get my wife back in the mood, getting pretty intimate with her one night, when our month-old started wailing.
"I'll deal with him," I offered manfully, going to his room and trying my usual trick, which was to pick him up and let him suck one of my fingers. It seemed to work better than usual, the little guy slurping with relish, and moving on from my index to ring finger with gusto. It was then that I realised that the flavour he so enjoyed may be related to the fact that I hadn't washed my hands...
And that is how my month-old son supped on his mother's pussy juice.
(mzungu, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 7:36, 8 replies)

This
is what QOTW is all about.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:15, closed)

Well done
Have a click
(RickGrimes Quite frankly, disappointed on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:37, closed)

To be fair...
He'd had his head up her a month before ;o)

*click*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:50, closed)

Inspired
Good thing she isnt into having her arse probed
( zulu eh?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:04, closed)

mzungu?
thats the name i wanted but couldnt have :o)
( zulu eh?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:06, closed)

For some reason,
I read this last-sentence first. Might've been the word "pussy" catching my eye.

But it certainly made me need to read the rest!

*clicks*
( Thinker, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:19, closed)

you
minging cunt
clickety click click click
(evilneb nothing to see here, move along.., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, closed)

Class
*Click
(Kip, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, closed)