Is it wrong that I find this funny?
Possibly the funniest thing I ever heard about a kid comes from a colleague of mine.

Imagine the scene: breakfast, about 7am, mother and two-year-old son munching on their toast. All is quiet... no sound save the ticking of the clock. And then, apropos of absolutely nothing, junior speaks.

"Mummy?"
"Yes, darling?"
"CUNT."

Class. :)
(Orin delurked to post this gibberish on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:52, closed)

If this doesn't win
I'll eat your mum.

*clicks*
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 9:58, closed)

*click*
Simple, yet effective.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:03, closed)

PJM
Is seconded.
(RDFCRob Please God let Obama win!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:29, closed)

Or Thirded
Even.
*Click*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 10:52, closed)

That kid is a true b3tan.
*Clickies*
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:15, closed)

That's appalling.
If my son had said that, he'd have been in so much trouble.

Saying that though, I just pissed myself reading it :D
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 12:49, closed)