MICE!
One of my previous residences developed a mouse problem (after a building opposite was demolished un-funnily enough).

I being a big brave soul was the jumpiest screamiest girly bloke ever .. something had to be done!

Traps were set and worked for a few of them (they love chocolate and also peanut butter too!) but the few I killed "To death" were clever trap dodging bastards! they'd set the traps off and wait before eating whatever was on it!
I managed to catch one returning for it's feast and promptly twatted it with the mop (breaking the mop in half and only stunning the wee shite!), I then used the broken end of the mop to crush the life out of it!

another time, i emptied the kitchen bin leaving it bagless and lidless for literally 30 seconds, and returning to find one inside jumping like fook trying to escape..

So i casually boiled the kettle... waited... and Poured!

(mice scream!)
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:24, 9 replies)

thats wrecked my day that has
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:26, closed)

sorry!
must've been part of my dark side!!

I honestly believe now that i'd take the bin outside and free the little sod! (probably to watch it leg it back into the house!)
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:30, closed)

you boiled a mouse to death?
jesus fucking christ, you cunt.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:29, closed)

yes ..
bad i know!
I actually don't know what posessed me, think i must've been fucked off with the neverending battle with them!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 22:34, closed)

says the man who took several attempts to ring a chickens neck. What strange boundaries you have.
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:17, closed)

i tried to end a chicken's life swiftly and failed
this guy poured boiling water on a mouse.

that's a fairly big fucking boundary.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:29, closed)

I'm with you on this one.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 6:47, closed)

I caught some scrotes years back standing around a bucket which
they'd put a mouse in & were watching it slowly drown.
Cue me whacking them all around the back of their noggins, picking the mouse out of the bucket, wringing its neck & then dousing the muttering scrotes with the water.
If you going to kill an animal just fucking kill it fast and as humanely as possible, torturing animals to death is for pussies and emergent serial killers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 7:43, closed)

to be far, he does admit to a brain fart b3ta.com/questions/killedtodeath/post1480753 and this qotw is prompting dark confessions. i'm sure it was a one off.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:52, closed)