Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Data securityWhen I am bored and underemployed I search Limewire for passwords (try passwords.txt) and fill in the gaps in peoples C.V,s, often at online sites. For some reason there are now a number of Indian I.T wannabes who list their hobbies as murder+farting bumfun or setting fire to things - buggers were probably after my job. Amazingly most of these are still up after many months showing that I should have added attention to details as one of there many skills along with perl and c++.
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