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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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The batteries once ran down on my walkman whilst I was listening to Guns 'N' Roses.
I coldn't be arsed to stop it or take my earphones out whilst it slowly played through the album.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:15, 6 replies)
:D
Clever.
*Clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:16, closed)
^What Ugly Street Johnny said^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, closed)
Coming from JeffTheDogFucker's bitch that's HARSH man.
I ain't arguing though.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:45, closed)
I keep telling you
I'm NOT your mum.

So stop following me around - I've got work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:46, closed)
Oh, I didn't realise you were one of them human wifi hotspots.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:47, closed)
Oh very good. Very good.
Take some points. And a click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:49, closed)

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