Spotted an Old Speckled Hen Mini Keg, 5 Litres, for a tenner at Asda one night last year.
That's £6 off! Scooped it up, frowned a bit at the bill as it didn't seem right...

Shrugged, bore it home, opened it, drank the lot with Mr Quar, took a look at the till receipt next morning, noticed that I'd only been charged ONE POUND!

Yup, that's a quid for 5 litres of Hen. Lovely.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:02, 14 replies)

The only post so far to inspire jealousy.

(McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:37, closed)

I'd have emptied the shelves

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 18:41, closed)

Is that a euphemism?
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(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:16, closed)

I think it means shit the bed.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:02, closed)

It was in a sale dump bin, just the one keg,
and there was also a case of cider which was still a bargain at the actual £10. I had that too.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 5:41, closed)

This to win.
Some cosmic force knew you were worthy of such a bargain by dint of being able to polish off the keg between the two of you.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 11:26, closed)

Absolutely!
'cos 9 pints between two is IMPOSSIBLE!
(Howland C. Pousiccat sailed away, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:40, closed)

^ Lightweight

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 29 Mar 2015, 19:22, closed)

alright AA

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 14:55, closed)