How I claimed victory in a trivial argument
Mrs SLVA was determined to be in a mood with me about something silly and insignifcant. I can't remember what she'd said, but my response involved hooking an ankle sock on to my chin and then declaring "Well I don't care, because I'm Pharaoh".

Try as hard as she might, she could not prevent such unexpected silliness from making her chortle.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:30, 8 replies)

and if they giggle
it means you've won
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:38, closed)

Well, it does remove the seriousness and their edge...
Hard to come across as serious after laughing.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:04, closed)

very much so
had a stupid row with my mum once, probably my fault, can't remember. i was being all serious and shouty and mum got the giggles.
argument pretty much fell apart after that.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:16, closed)

In my heart this has won every qotw ever.
(Mong goose, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, closed)

Seconded.
Truly wonderful comeback.
(he-pigeon, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:39, closed)

win!

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, closed)

I will try that
as the other'alf can't taser the Pharaoh. Treason, that is.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:09, closed)

Dzzzzzzzzz.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 11:37, closed)