That bloke next door
Back in the student days I lived in this shared house with some lovely girlies (I was the only bloke, it wasn't as fun as you might think). This was in the student part of Bath, nice city full of posh twats. The bloke next door was friendly, even helped me lift the engine out of my shit-on-wheels Ford Escort one weekend. We used to chat to him over the garden wall and he was always friendly with the females, being quite young and exotically European. He moved out after about a year and we never saw him again, the new neighbors were more students.

Wake up one morning a year later to a rozzer banging on the door asking all sorts of questions about the bloke who used to live next door, fairly routine with no detail and I was too hungover and confused to really think. Jumped in the car and drove to uni, got stopped in the street by some bloke from the paper asking questions about the neighbor, then got stopped by a TV crew. No one would tell me why they wanted to know so much and I wasn't clever enough to make up a story to sell them so I told them to piss off and went to the uni.

Three days later the police announced on TV the arrest of Vincent Tabak, turns out he killed Joanna Yeats in Bristol by strangulation and had a good collection of kiddie porn. He'd moved to Bristol a year earlier, from the house next door.

It's a small world?
(longpot Since the 80's, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 17:56, 8 replies)

Yeh, whatever mate, I checked wikipedia and I can't find a single reference to Tabak helping you lift the engine out of an escort.

( Peej, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 9:11, closed)

Can you explain what you think a 'bad' collection of kiddie porn is?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 11:34, closed)

Replies to win, etc.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 11:34, closed)

It involves The Krankies

(Tugnut I got them all..., Sat 1 Oct 2016, 21:45, closed)

Barry Nonceman

( Pig Bodine., Sun 2 Oct 2016, 20:59, closed)

why, are you looking for swapsies?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 10:53, closed)

Some kiddie porn will donate to charity with every download

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 3 Oct 2016, 22:29, closed)

Only Jimmy Savilles

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 11:03, closed)