Losing itBluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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Dietary DangersI have no sense of smell, and damned little sense of taste. Little common sense either, apparently. Still, I don't think restaraunts should put little pats of mustard in butter dishes. I thought it was butter, spread it on my hotcakes. When I complained to the (no doubt amused) waitress that the butter "tasted funny", she revealed its true nature and volunteered to replace the tainted hotcakes. "Don't be silly," I gurgled, "I ALWAYS eat my hotcakes w/ mustard. Mmm-mm!" And forced the gurge down w/ every sign of delight.
Well, I wasn't going to let HER know I was crazy!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:02, 1 reply)
Why did you switch your story?You just SAID you thought it was butter!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:13, closed)
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