Porrigewogs
I've just been in a Kebab Shop and they asked a scotsman if he wanted salad.
(Docofair, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 1:09, closed)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:03, closed)

it's this sort of racism that brings down the tone of this comedy forum.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:07, closed)

wait a minute
Aren't you a potato muncher?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:22, closed)

You insensitive bastard
My great great great grandfather was killed in a "munching" incident.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:48, closed)

Mine too!
He fell out of a guards' tower (whilst munching).
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:51, closed)

more bloody racism.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:38, closed)

The term nowadays is 'porridges of colour' you insensitive cunt.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:24, closed)

Not "Wogs of Colour"?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:35, closed)

No, and it's not 'Haggis Coons' either, as I found out to my peril on a recent trip to Glasgow.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:04, closed)

When did colour begin to feature in the range of Scottish skintones?
Poor fuckers are allergic to light.
( Infidel sex lies and bacon, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:19, closed)

Glasgow salad
Made by slicing potatoes into batons and deep-frying them.
(Gnostic Yeti, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:16, closed)

I think you'll find that a salad in Scotland is just a bag of chips left over from the day previously.

(Claude Speed It's gettin, It's gettin, It's gettin kinda hectic, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:13, closed)

really?

( Cockweasle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)

applying similar rules...
...i think you'll find a vegetable is anyone based in england degrading anyone else's diet, whilst implying they are the epitome of healthy eating.
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:17, closed)

oh, and...
you all forgot the buckfast salad dressing on the "scottish salad", cnuts.
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 11:18, closed)

Munchy Box
This is on my bucket list...

23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html

(may need the bucket afterwards!!)
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 13:35, closed)

The heart says no,
but the stomach says go.
( monster munch : permission denied, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:56, closed)

If I'm paying for it I'm eating it, even the slippery shreds of cabbage left at the bottom.
(benzyl, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:03, closed)

you're a prick.

( Cockweasle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:49, closed)