My mate was on acid and he walked into a dentist's office and said "I need help; I think I'm a moth"

The dentist said "You don't need a dentist, you need a psychiatrist"

"Yeah" my mate said "I know"

"So why did you come in here then?" the dentist asks.

My mate says "The light was on dumbass"
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 7:02, 6 replies)

i clicked because it was my first half smile of the day

(a half smile is pretty good, seeing as i'm a miserable cunt)
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 7:23, closed)

As told by Billy Connelly on TV last night. Well copied.
(jono_h, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 7:57, closed)

I didin't see it
and it made me laugh anyway
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:13, closed)

i didnt see it either... i dont like the fucker plus i live on the other side of the world so tv shows are different - and I dont even have a tv aerial. and breathe...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:59, closed)

Well I liked it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:15, closed)

In fairness I thought it was funny as well - perhaps AB's cynicism is rubbing off!
(jono_h, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:56, closed)