When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Back in the daywhen i was going out with my first (and now sadly deceased) girlfriend, we ended up at her house one day. We were both a bit mashed and sex in the bathroom seemed like a wonderful idea. Afterwards she wandered off to get some towels (a shower also seemed like a wonderful idea) and I waited. Seeing her shadow outside the door I said "Hey baby, oyu want me to wash your hair? I'm liking the idea of your tits covered in foam" (corny? nah.) only to discover that the person opening the door was in fact her mother, who didn't even know i was there. I was never really welcome after that, although her brother did leer at me whenever we met.
(, Mon 23 May 2005, 1:06, Reply)
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