Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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shiver me timbersI had previously told my two young nephews that I used to be a pirate, sailing the 7 seas and generally buring treasure as I went.
Even though they weren't 100% sure, as their favourite Uncle they wanted to believe me. They asked their mum if I was telling the truth and not wanting to lie to them she asked "what do you think, do you think that could be true?" They decided that I was telling a fib.
They remained unconvinced for several months until one day I was clearing a load of junk out of my mum's loft and found an old samurai sword I had. I called my nephews over and showed them.
The eldest turned to his younger brother and said " See... it's true, he really did used to be a pirate !"
Kids, you can tell them any old crap and they'll fall for it.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:16, 1 reply)
Yeah you are right,Scarpe tells me they always fall for the old 'Puppy' routine.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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