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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Have a roasted pea. Warning: contains MASSIVE DRUGS.
When this was all fields, and my mates and I were too young for the pub, and had no car, so an E-xciting time in the woods was out, we used to amuse ourselfs by necking micro dots, and wondering the streets for the night.

On one such evening we were round a mates house before the fun had begun, waiting for the last of our group to arrive, and enjoying some of natures finest flatty, when an evil plan was hatched.

The plan: when we're all nicely tripping we'll sit on a bench in the park for a while, then someone should suggest going for a wander, after an hour or so we should end up on the same bench, then the same person should suggest going for a wander again. The idea being that the person we were waiting for, who we shall call The Bear- for that is his name- will understandably say,'but we just got back' at which point we can all try and convince him the last hour of his life was all in his head, and in reality only a few seconds had passed.

It worked a treat. The Bear span right out, and was on a bad one for the rest of the night.

Length- It's all to do with perception.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:59, 8 replies)
Yeah. Giving people bad trips is Hill-larious.
It would have been even funnier if you'd just ganged up on him and stomped the living fuck out of his face.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:04, closed)
Indeed, but sixteen year olds are twats, don't you know.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:05, closed)
They should be banned.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:11, closed)
What is "flatty"?
Sounds like a type of baked goods, possibly containing treacle.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:06, closed)
It's just food food food food food with you lot.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:11, closed)
Hey
Massive drugs, massive munchies
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:16, closed)
It's Kif pressed into a flat block. Imagine a six ounce thin rectangle of greeny brown hash, and you're there.
This was back before some twat invented soap bar, and no one had ever heard of skunk.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 16:18, closed)
Evil, evil man.
Ker-lick.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 21:43, closed)

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