Midlife CrisisI've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?
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The site is twice the size it needs to be, to accommodate this number of paedos.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:36,
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Just enough paedos on this siteto give the kids a treat
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:29,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:25,
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Not nearly enough paedos on this site.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:24,
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Too many paedos on this site.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:23,
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Box set of season three of Last(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 12:20,
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Danger Will Robinson!Now that guy was a nonce if ever I sin one.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 10:46,
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Forbidden Planet.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 May 2013, 10:29,
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I have also........started buying vinyl records again. That is all.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 8 May 2013, 19:23,
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Knob-end carLast year I hit 38 and feeling that I was rapidly approaching 40 I somehow persuaded my wife that I must get a sports car. Although it is really a bit of a hairdressers car, I plumped for a BMW Z4. Turns out that I am already far too old for such a car as having the roof down was too windy and noisy and the ride was absolutely spine crunching - driving over the slightest imperfection in the road would result in a painful jolt up the spine. I kept it for 9 months before selling the bastard. I now drive a Honda Civic. Diesel. Nice and comfy, reliable and fuel efficient. Mid-life crisis over.
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I've become a predatory paedophile.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:19,
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I've taken to shaving my head so people can't tell that I'm losing my hair(, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:06, 4 replies)
Pre-midlife crisis: "I'd love to do that one day!"Post-midlife crisis: "I'd love to do that one day! But I probably won't."
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krang, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:48,
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TVRNo requirement, no skills to maintain, hardly any time to drive it.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:59,
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If one plays Second Life, and has a mid-life crisisIs it only a quarter-life crisis?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:36,
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Not so much a crisis, more a shift in perspectiveWhen considering buying a DVD box set, I find myself calculating how many times I might watch it before I die.
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I started playing WH40K again.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:16,
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I became a fisherman.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:11,
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At 40, I started divorcing the ex. Our kids were old enough and I'd loathed him for years.I went off with a bloke about 6 years younger than I am, settled down and eventually married him.
The ex also found a younger partner. So much younger that he went to prison.
That put ME in my place.
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The maths of this are all wrong.It's called a midlife crisis on the basis that a 40 something year old will calculate that he's not likely to live much beyond 80, so goes a bit nuts.
But, 80 is the maximum you can expect. Most people won't get that far.
So, it's more like a 2/3 of the way through life crisis.
Summary: If you're past 33, you'd better hurry up and buy a hang-glider.
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