Mini Cabs From HellWe've all taken a dodgy cab in our time. One guy asked me to give him a back-rub in exchange for letting me off the fare. I was like, "here's the cash mate." Another chappy claimed to be Paddy Patel - a child actor from UK TV series Tuckers Luck - he drove like a speed freak and regaled me with stories that "playing a black Irish boy. England wasn't ready for it." So go on - tell us your worst and we'll tell the world.
[edit: for those confused by the term mini-cab, London has two sorts of taxis: highly regulated, licensed and salt-of-the-earth black cabs that you see in films and a whole bunch of unlicensed, uninsured, random cars driven by nutters who aren't supposed to pick up from the street (you have to phone for them). They are universally rubbish]
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rob, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:44)
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Cock and balls.About 15 years ago, my mate was in a cab with another guy and this guy's girlfriend. They stopped and let the girlfriend out, the guy saying he'd see her tomorrow before her flight. The taxi driver (from the asian 'Startax' cab firm in Bury) drove off and asked the two guys where she was going.
'She's going to a Kibbutz in Israel for a few months.' said the boyfriend.
The driver replied,'Ah, she be loving it over there. Cock and balls and plenty of it.'
I don't think they gave him a tip.
I mention it's an Asian firm because it helps if you do the voice.
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 27 May 2004, 11:09,
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