Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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SpittingFive year old daughter came home from school to tell me that a man in a tracksuit had been in the playground at lunchtime teaching them spitting.
Cue an angry telephone call to the headteacher, who calmly explained that the man in question was a football coach, and he had been teaching dribbling.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:23,
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