Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Arsehole tittiesSo...there was a TV chef show on in the background, a french sauce-related expert, (roux or blanc, I forget).
Context is key.
"Have you checked arsehole titties?" He asked.
Keep saying it in a French accent till you get it. Or not, if you have other stuff to get on with.
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How salty it is?Have you something else I could get on with?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 31 Aug 2014, 17:06,
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arsehole tittiesto be loved by you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 16:26,
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The QueenWas in conversation with The French president's wife at some function or other. Her maj. asked Mme. President what she was hoping for in life she replied in rather broken English "Oh only a pee-niss". The room suddenly went very quiet then without batting an eyelid The Queen replied "Oh you mean happiness!"
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