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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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I got a rolex last week
from the lesbians who live next door.

I guess they misheard when I said I wanna watch.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 8:29, 5 replies)
go for the rolex
You can see lesbians anywhere
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 10:37, closed)

Tried it, pubic hairs kept getting caught in the links.
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:25, closed)
I once lost a Rolex up a lesbian.

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I once found a Rolex up lesbian.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:38, closed)
I knew a lesbian called Rolex
Didn't like being wound up.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:39, closed)

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