Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Teh ultimate irony.A cheepskate workmate bought some of those teeth shape sweets. Me being a proper kid was pretending they were me own. I bit into it, and my tooth broke in two, right into my gum. When i wobbled it, i could feel my gum moving. BiG wus when the dentist took it out though.
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RBF esquire STEWART LEE TICKETS. TONITE IN PETERBOROUGH GAZ ME, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:16,
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