Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
(
chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
« Go Back
YikesA couple of years ago my mates dragged me along to the Discworld convention in the luscious Hanover Hotel in Hinckley. On the second night we abandoned the pub quiz and hooked up with a motley bunch of Glaswegian Mechanics who were stunned to find themselves the only ones in the hotel not dressed in some sort of barbarian/witch/bum bagged german costumes.
'There are some strange people here' my mate says to the glaswegians. Apparently not as strange as one of the kids in his class who, and I quote
'Cut his nipples off with scissors'
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 22:30, Reply)
« Go Back