Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Had my wisdom teeth out at 16, and since then I've had an unerring capability to, when presented with a choice (Rent boy or nice boy? Drug dealer or gainfully employed person? Decent job or semi alcoholism and sacking?) make precisely the wrong one.
As these choices persisted way past the usual rebellious and foolish teenage years, I firmly believe that this is entirely down to the removal of those teeth therefore not at all my fault.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:15, closed)
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