Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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ForeskinI'm circumcised. I just remember riding this cool little bike around in the hospital at the age of about 4. I thought I was just going to go to sleep whilst they put some cream on my nob. I was only there because it hurt when I pissed, turned out to be tight foreskin.
The moment I woke up I remember looking down and shouting "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DINKLE!?".
My nob hurt for days on end, and now it's just your regular ruby tipped gleb-end. I prefer being circumcised actually, I think foreskin looks odd.
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Flowers by name, Flowers by nature, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 14:10,
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