Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Artists renderingWhile reading my local paper a few years ago I saw an artists rendering of a man wanted for attempting to kidnap a woman. Damn, I thought, it looks a lot like me.
Several days later I got a visit at home by a detective inquiring about my whereabouts on the day of the crime.
Being a law-abiding (well, maybe except for thievery) citizen gainfully employed as a (shit job) security guard, I was able to provide an alibi for the time in question.
I admitted to seeing the drawing and thinking how much it looked like me and asked who had put him onto me. He wouldn't say. (probably a "friend?")
I asked him to please notify this friend/person/asshole that it was not me, as I didn't want it going around I was a possible stalker/kidnapper/rapist. I assume he did.
(, Thu 31 May 2007, 16:38, closed)
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