Tallest man in britian
I remember when i was younger, i was knocking about with my best mate richard and his cousin neil just in the back street havin a kick about. Anway this particually day this bloke came to neil's house that mustve been about 7 foot tall, while where fannying about not from from him. I proclaimed to neil while winking at richard on the sly "Christ! i know him, he was on the telly last nite, its the tallest bloke in britain!" Neil bein neil ran in the door before him, grabbed a pen a bit of paper and says "excuse can i have your autograph please, ave never met the tallest bloke in britain before!" The bloke replied quite sheepishly " neither have i, ave came to check your electric meter!"
Was funnier at the time :P
(She is the walrus, Thu 31 May 2007, 18:52, closed)