Blonde with big baps!
A few years ago, I started to get phone calls at all times of the night on my mobile. I normally just left it to go to voicemail but when I did answer, the person on the other end was always a little cagey about why they were calling and normally hung up before I could work out what was going on.

The most bizzare voicemail I had said "I'm looking for a tall, blonde slag with huge tits, who is up for a good time, my number is .....". Aren't we all, I thought.

It was getting stranger and stranger (and also harder to convince my misses that I wasn't some kind of pimp on the isde) until I managed to get it out of some guy who called. Apparantly a number in the back of the Daily Sport for strippers was 1 digit away from my mobile.

If I had been shrewd enough I could have earned some good cash there.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 14:16, closed)