Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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I am not a racist but...........Last Saturday at a sporting event I recognised a couple of lads my Son used to play with. They are, for want of a better description, British with very healthy tans, lovely white teeth and, of course, great cultural diversity.
At the earliest opportunity I strode over to their Father and re-introduced myself. "Lovely to see you again. Great to see the boys" blah blah blah. My wife had on her that wild-eyed, haunted look I have come to know and love but I pressed on regardless. It was only as we walked away with me doing my Tim Nice-But-Dim "Bloody nice chap!" routine that she told me.
"He's a total stranger. You have never met him before in your life. The boy's Father is actually over there *points* "
Cocks!
Now, I'm not a racist but.....
(, Fri 1 Jun 2007, 19:24, closed)
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