MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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AccentsMy wife was in the process of being made redundant and was hoping for gardening leave. I suggested she should act weird and/or offensive to try and pursuade her bosses to get her out asap. Because her office was moving to india I said she should go in to work and talk in her worst indian accent.
Baffled I was, as she replied "Yarr Man," in her best Bob Marley.
Worst indian, not West Indian ffs
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 11:56, closed)
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