MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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boerishI had a discussion with a South African once that left me nonplussed. He was talking about the ideal woman:
"she's got to hev good ARSE!" he barked in this brutal Soweto-riot-policeman accent.
"She's got to be able to smile with her ARSE! and laugh with her ARSE!" he continued, in the sort of tone you'd imagine he'd use if he found a bunch of black people hiding in his airing cupboard.
Hmm, this is one kinky angry Boer, thinks I.
But he wasn't really. He was talking about her EYES.
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