After considering the topic of mix tapes...
I might make a 'Sex Playlist' for my laptop.

I mean, I know there have been some bad mix tapes out there, but people fail to consider the horrors of life without them.


I'll set the scene shall I?

You're a first year at uni, living in halls.

There's this total sex god you have a thing for, but the whole 'boyfriend back home' bit is holding you off.
I mean, you can be a bit of a hussy at times but only when you're single.

Anyway, the break up was bound to happen, and in our defence we made it last until March.
Still, the first thing you do is head to the hall bar to replace all the fluids you lost while crying.

A few drinks in, you notice that HE is in the bar.
You catch him giving you a rather thorough once over. The trauma of the break up means you've not been eating so well, you look Gorgeous dammit. Why wouldn't he look.
Of course, the lack of food means you're rather easily intoxicated, and shortly you're sitting on his knee giving the bar a bit of a show.

The time has come to leave the bar and head up to his room so things can hot up.

You fall through his door, in a flurry of scattered clothing.

While you seductively arrange yourself on his bed, he flips open a laptop and puts iTunes on random shuffle so that the rest of the corridor doesn't get too much of an earful.

A few standard songs later, and it happens.

The Ghostbusters Theme tune comes on.
Why, Why, WHY?!?!?!

Imagine "bustin' makes me feel good" when you're trying to concentrate.

Now you realise why I had to stop proceedings, although he wasn't too impressed by my "I really can't do this!"


I think that could be the worst song to ever have sex to, but I may be wrong.
Suggestions for a better contender for the title?
( Completely Underwhelmed, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10:15, closed)

YMCA
...
(Lannes, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:09, closed)

I think my last random track nightmare in a situation like that
Was when Ride of the Valkyries came on...
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:33, closed)

er
"u can't touch this"?

bad advice for almost any sexy occasion!
( rachelswipe why am i still at work? it's fucking friday night!, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 11:52, closed)

How about...
"Baby got back"? Surely a no-no, especially if the lady in question is particularly blessed in the rump regions...
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:09, closed)

....
I want to have sex on the beach by T Spoon. She looked at me with pure contempt for having that track.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:40, closed)

Zapiola - so she should have.
I'm learning German so I've got a load of 'teach-yourself' CDs on my ipod...
I can imagine having sex to:

"Guten Morgen Frau Bendtner!"
"Guten Morgen Herr Jones!"
"Was machen sie?"
"Ich gehe in der Sprachschule."

would be pretty difficult.
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 12:51, closed)

fuck the pain away, by peaches
worst song for sex ... or best
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:12, closed)

GRANDMA WE LOVE YOU
I'm guessing the song grandma might be a bit of a passion killer.
(lei I'm so hungry I could ride a horse, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 13:52, closed)

Barney the Dinosaur
Barney the dinosaur or any childrens songs for that matter. He may be a big purple monstrosity but not of the right sort for that setting!
( MadAdamUk was last alive on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:24, closed)

Erm
"Everyone has AIDS"?
( Uncle Phallus Strong like fly, fast like elephant, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 14:44, closed)

I think MadAdam has a point,
any song involving singing children would just be awful.

That, or circus music.
( Completely Underwhelmed, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 16:49, closed)

Benny Hill theme?

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 17:31, closed)

...
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 10 Feb 2008, 19:32, closed)

woah...
...That happened to me too...I need to get some less silly music...
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 21:49, closed)

First time...
...sleeping with a soon-to-be girlfriend a couple of years back, the randomiser plucked out treefingers by Radiohead. Four minutes of ambient noise with no rhythm or melody to speak of. Really puts you off your stroke. Although I didn't care of course, I was having sex with someone who also loved Kid A, was ecstatic.
(jabboy, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 21:58, closed)

Matthew Wilder
"Break my Stride"- a girlfriend had this on once, and I can assure you it did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQl50dnAg44
*shudders*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 23:27, closed)

Anything by Napalm Death
Or possibly 'I don't want your problems, go and commit suicide' by Lawnmower Death. Class band.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 12:27, closed)

Jesus Built
My Hotrod
or anything by Godflesh.
( uncle bastard is cursing the council, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 13:02, closed)